I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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