it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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