i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
