4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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