We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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