my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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