I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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