I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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