just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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