pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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