when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize