Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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