I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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