Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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