i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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