hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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