Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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