i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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