i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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