But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
