everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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