if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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