Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Two words: nipple clamps
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