singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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