she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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