But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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