Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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