she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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