I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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