When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
