Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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