So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize