hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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