so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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