it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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