We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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