You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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