Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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