I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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