just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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