the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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