Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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