K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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