then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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