You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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