i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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