I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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