Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Everclear isn't food dammit
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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