Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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