Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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