based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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