We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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