It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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