batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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